I am so excited about the upcoming release of The Two Towers, only 46 days to go. Sean Bean is in some of the extended footage. Yum-mee. Viggio-Shmeego...Orlando-blando. I can't wait to see me some of the 10 never-before-seen seconds of Beano.

If you know me, you know I luv the bad guys, a.k.a. "WEGS men." Huh? That's right, I said WEGS men. What am I talking about? WEGS is a rare condition usually affecting middle-aged women. The medical name of the disease is Warped Estrogen Gland Syndrome. How are you diagnosed with WEGS? Typically your girl friends will notice you have the symptoms before you do. If you begin hearing a lot of "Eewww-gross, what do you see in him?"...there's a pretty good chance someone has WEGS. A good way to verify whether or not you have WEGS is to watch "Meet Joe Black" with a group of male-lusting women. If everyone else is all goose-pimply with the yumminess of Brad and you suddenly find yourself noticing what a hot tamale Anthony Hopkins is, you've got WEGS.

Anyway, back to The Two Towers and LOTR. Most of the women I know can't get enough of Viggo or Orlando. Not me, I'm all about Sean Bean. It's a shame Tolkein killed Boromir so early in the story. Of course, he couldn't have known Beano would one day be portraying the fallen hero. (That's right, I said "hero.") Oh well, at least Peter Jackson is doing me a favor by including some flash back footage of Boromir in Towers. I said it before and I'll say it again, Yum-mee!