You ever have someone come to you just because they needed someone to vent to and then you make a total ass of yourself? I talked to a friend today who is in a bit of a quandry. Instead of behaving like a good friend and listening quietly, I find myself doling out bad advice. The rational, Ricky Ricardo voice in my head tried desperately to convince me to shut up and listen. Apparently, the overbearing, moronic, Lucy Ricardo voice in my head has all the brute strength. Despite my better judgement and good intentions, I couldn't make myself shut up. So, I sat with feet propped on desk and telephone receiver casuallly grasped in my hand, blabbering unhelpful suggestions to my friend trapped on the other end of the line. I suck.