We spent most of the day at Epcot. I've learned more about myself today than I would have thought possible at a Disney Theme Park:

1. Norwegian women want to get me drunk.
2. Birds like my head.
3. I'm a troll.
4. I'll bitch about buying my 9-year-old a $3.99 pack of English Yu-Gi-Oh cards at Wal-mart but I'll drop $45 on the Japenese version at Disney without even blinking an eye.
5. I excel at getting other people in trouble.
6. I don't like other people's monkey children.
7. I like beer.
8. It is possible to survive on ice cream, patries, and beer.
9. I'm better at buying souvenirs for myself than gifts for other people.
10. I'm a crappy mom because my little girl turned 3 today and I spent my day at a Disney theme park drinking beer.