I'm breaking everything I touch today.

My Mac unexpectedly shut down while I was working in the most tempermental software program I have. Now I can't get back into the program because of a damaged "resource fork." Now I have to wait until someone from computer support can come re-install the software.

There is one electric pencil sharpener on the floor I work on. I use it maybe once every few months. I went to sharpen a pencil today. It started to sharpen and then it started making a funny noise. My pencil is not sharpened. The pencil sharpener no longer works.

The check oil light came on in my vehicle. The owner's manual says if the light comes on and the oil level is okay level that the vehicle should be taken immediately to an authorized service center. My vehicle has oil in it. The fine print in my manual says to stop by the bank on my way to the mechanics and take out a large loan.